The Bailout Plan

According to the NY times, "After the overnight drafting efforts on both sides of Capitol Hill — with pizza on the House side, and Thai food in the Senate — Democratic officials said they had completed a unified draft of a bill." I hope Republicans weren't eating any Thai food, that sounds ELITE, I wonder if they had it with ARUGULA.
It took almost ten years to increase the minimum wage and it looks like only one week to bail out the financial system to the tune of $700 billion. This will be passed quicker than rescue workers got to Katrina victims, faster than John McCain can ride the Straight Talk Express back to Washington to rescue the economy, swifter than Obama can be Swift-boated by the same guy who did Kerry.

Gotta go, time to water the sidewalk.